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Many Years Later, remembering the Butthole Tattoo Girl

Years later, remember the Butthole Tattoo Girl. The girl wants fame for her butthole tattoo in order to spread goodwill to the poor and needy.

Lonnie, my wife’s weird uncle, used to be one of the biggest Beatles fans I knew. I then discovered Zarrah Angel, who has a tattoo of one of their biggest hits on her butthole.

While it seems like we’ve known the Girl with the Butthole Tattoo our entire lives, we have introduced to her just four days ago. It’s amazing how fast time flies when you read about inked anuses.

GWTBT, the real name Maria Louise Del Rosario, was interviewed by Jacob Katel, a writer for the New Times Broward-Palm Beach, about, well, why the hell she has a butthole tattoo. It’s fascinating, sad, and trashy all at the same time.

 New Times Broward-Palm Beach

Butthole Tattoo

In an interview with Zarrah, a Burning Angel actress, about her butthole tattoo a few weeks ago. In my ignorance, I had no idea that such a silly topic would stir up such anger in others who have butthole tattoos.

Nevertheless, Lyla Louise Moretti, the drunk girl we showed getting her butthole tattooed at a tattoo convention, took exception to my covering Zarrah’s butthole and said,

“I love how I get drunk to cover up my exs name makes me a trashy shut butt this wanna be butt hole is just a crack washed up porn hog…this is more entertaining then the crap I’ve seen about me what a fucking joke.”

VICE: Tell me all about your butthole tattoo, Lyla.

Lyla: When I was 19 years old, that’s when it started. I became curious about anal sex because I was sexually neglected and dating someone who had a pill problem.

Instead of going out and finding someone else, I would watch porn at home and the only thing that really got me excited was anal porn. I liked seeing the girls in pain. I’m a pain freak. I have a very high tolerance for pain. The other night when my boyfriend and I were watching porn, I came up with the idea to show them how you really do it.

What they consider anal sex, I see as just the head poking at the hole. It’s like, “No, dude! You have to put it all the way in.” We’re gonna make some videos and show the world how it’s really done. It has to be brutal.

If it’s not, and they’re enjoying it, then what’s the difference between the pink and the stink?

OK, so let’s get to the butthole tattoo. How do you end up with a butthole tattoo from watching anal porn?

I was dating that one guy, and when I came home one day, he was nodding out, burning cigarettes on the couch. I went to my next door neighbor and asked if he would help me move some furniture. He did, and we eventually started dating.

When I explained to him what I’d been up to, he decided to help me explore a little deeper into my butt.

One day I said, “You know what would be really cool? If we branded the hole. Because you are the only person who ever did it, and you’re the only person who is going to do it.” That was back when I thought we were going to be together forever. I told him to write his name and “999,” since we met on September 9th, 2009, so upside down, it looks like it says “666.” Then we went to the tattoo shop on Valentine’s Day.

My boyfriend held the cheeks open. It hurt really bad, and at the most painful parts, I would choke myself and hold my breath to numb the pain. After that boyfriend and I split up, I was dating another guy, and I was going to do his name, but that never happened. When we broke up, a guy named Jason came along, and I tattooed “ROCKWOOD,” his name, on my butthole to cover up the other name.

Then I got his name on my lower back.